Sunday, July 23, 2006

Wal-mart Humor!! :)

Dear Mrs. Fenton,Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. Bill Fenton has been causingquite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this type of behaviorand have considered banning the entire family from shopping in any of ourstores.
We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment.Three of our clerks are attending counseling from the trouble yourhusband has caused. All complaints against Mr. Fenton have been compiledand are listed below.

President and CEO of Wal-Mart Complaint Department

MEMOR: Mr. Bill Fenton - Complaints - 15 Things Mr. Bill Fenton has donewhile his spouse is shopping:
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people'scarts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minuteintervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to therestrooms.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,'Code 3' in housewares..... and watched what happened.
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's onlayaway.
6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told othershoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the beddingdepartment.
8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cryand asks Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as amirror, and picked his nose.
10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked theclerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the"Mission Impossible" theme.
12. December 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" usingdifferent size funnels.
13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through,yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, heassumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voicesagain!!!!"(And; last, but not least!)
15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door and waited awhile; then, yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Its my party I can cry if I want too.............

July 16th, was the big day!! My Birthday!!
It sucked because I spent the entire day & the past week in bed. Did I cry, you ask? Yes... I sure did!! Do I want a pitty party? NO, I dont!! It would have been nice to see a Doctor before my Birthday, but we all know how that turned out.

Ok............ enough feeling sorry for myself!!

I have to say even though I didnt make it out of bed, I was still happy to have wonderful family there to try & cheer me up. I also managed to get online & I saw that I had a lot of comments from people wishing me a Happy Birthday, Thank you so much. It made my pain all that much more tolerable, so again thank you very much. I m starting to feel a little better, not much but enough to be able to deal with getting out of bed. I cant tell you how miserable it is to be in bed wasting away like this. It sucks!! Its driving me absolutely insane!! I have had a very high fever for two weeks now, & its getting old!!

I will keep everyone posted on my progress, & Ill let you know how my appointment on the 1st goes. Thanks everyone for keeping my spirits up!!
Take care everyone!! Love always, MM XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

Monday, July 10, 2006

@%$# !!

Words can not even being to explain how pissed off I am right now.

I got up this morning 7/10/06, to get ready, to drive out of town, & go to the Standford Medical Center. I had to be there no later then 2pm today, at least that is what was supposed to happen. But before I started to get ready ( Thank GOD) I thought since my cell phone hasnt been working I should at least call & get my messages to make sure its still a go today. All my messages where full!! BIG SURPRISE!! I got to the 5th message & FUCK guess who!! It was a call from the Medical Center rescheduling me AGAIN. WTF!! What would have happened if I didnt get my messages today? I would have been fucked!! The lady proceeds to tell me in the message that it was their error ( NO SHIT) Someone had scheduled me as a return patient instead of a new patient. But who the Fuck cares why cant I just go, its an appointment nonetheless. HELLO!! But nope no can do, Now I have to wait another fucking month to get in to see someone & now I dont get to see the Doctor I picked in the first place. What the fuck people!! Now I have another appointment in August & I m wondering is it ever really going to happen? I saved the message on my phone, I m thinking about sharing it with all of you. That way you can see how lame this shit really is. I thought this place was a blessing, but now I m wondering if thats even correct. If they cant get it together to schedule someone, then how are they going to be at helping me? Its a scarey thought!! Anyways, I m pissed!!

Thursday, July 06, 2006

My baby, Lilo!!

I had to share this photo with all of you!! I took this pic today while I was siting at my puter. This is my baby Lilo, if you didnt already know that!! She isnt the sweetest cat in the world, but she is in training. Yes........ I said training!! I have been training her & her mama Ivy for over a year now. She kisses, Sits like a dog, gives long eye contact (To scare people with her long glares), & stands. She does all this for kitty treats. Her mama is much easier to train, she is much more advanced then Lilo is. Ivy also does alot more then Lilo does!! Ivy now thinks if she comes up to me & gives me lots of love & kisses she will get her kitty treats, its so cute. You all have got to see it!!
I know you all might be thinking I have way to much time on my hands, well..., your right I do. :) But in all honesty it only takes 5 mins a day or every other day or in my case, whenever I feel like it. But in all seriousness they are really easy to train. Whenever, I have some more time on my hands I will video tape it & post it here, so you can all see it first hand just how cute & talented my babies are. :)

Take care everyone & I hope you all enjoyed your 4th of July. Next week is my big day going to Stanford Medical Center for the first time. I have to admit I m alittle nervous, & I cant wait all at the sametime. Ill make sure to take pictures of my trip & I will also make sure to post what they say. Have a wonderful rest of the week. Love always, MM XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOOXOXOXOXOXO
Do you think I gave you all enough hugs & kisses? ;)

Monday, July 03, 2006

The Day of Freedom!!


I hope everyone has a fun, & safe 4th of July!! Love always, MM XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

Sunday, July 02, 2006

1st year Blogging Birthday!!

Its my blogs birthday, wooowhoo!!
I started blogging 1 year ago this month!! Its been an awesome year for me, with a lot of ups & downs a lot like a rollercoaster, but so worth the time Ive invested. It was worth it to me because of all the wonderful people Ive met through out the year on here. I have made a lot of friends, as well as a few enemies. Ive shared some very personal things on here about my life. I m thinking you all know more about me then people I know in person. I know that I m not supposed to get attached too people that I meet from the internet. Because we all need to separate emotional connections with people on the internet & connections with people in real life. I hope that made sense!! But truth is all of you mean the world to me & I feel Ive made connections with each & everyone of you on here. I cant help it because a lot of people here have been really kind, sweet, sincere, & very friendly to me. So because of all your kindness I have went against the rule not to get emotionally connected with people on here. Well long story short, I love all of you & I feel so blessed to have had the chance to meet all of you here. So even though some things have been not so good, the good has out weighed all the bad by far. So thank you all for being such wonderful people & Ive enjoyed all of your comments & all of your support with my everyday life. I look forward to another year with all of you, & hopefully Ill meet some new friends along the way.
Take care everyone !! Love always & forever, MM XOXOXOXOXOXOX