OMG!!

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband
and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his
highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was
repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him
thinking that it was a
Cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that
she needed..

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her
husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained
that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing,
and he had been let go.
It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be
able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been
earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more that
thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million
dollars.

Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank
which were worth $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the
largest depositors in the bank.

She explained that for more than three decades she had "charged"
him for sex and invested the money. As a result of her dutiful saving and
investing, they had become wealthy beyond imagination.

Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million
dollars, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but when he
finally found his voice, he blurted out,
"If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!"
That's when she shot him.
You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths
shut.

LMAO!!