Harley Davidson inventor
The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.
At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God."
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycles, eh?!"
Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me..."
God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a road?!"
Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?"
God said, "Ah, yes."
"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion;
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!!"
"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God. "Hold on."
God went to his Celestial super-computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and = God read it and smiled.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur,"but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours.
At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God."
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycles, eh?!"
Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me..."
God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a road?!"
Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?"
God said, "Ah, yes."
"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion;
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!!"
"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God. "Hold on."
God went to his Celestial super-computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and = God read it and smiled.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur,"but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours.
20 Comments:
God did a damn fine job with at least one of his inventions ;-)
SPG, Which one is that? LMAO!! I hope all is well sweety, I have to tell, ya I miss ya. Take care!! Love always, MM XOXO
I've heard many times through the years that by the strictest of engineering, on paper a helicopter won't fly, and a Harley won't run. Glad God didn't listen to the engineers either!
alan
Hi MyMe
Overlooked your picture at first.
You don't look like a Harley...
mm: that is freakin' HYSTERICAL!!!!!
Gotta tissue I can wipe my eyes with? I'm gonna have to recycle this joke a few times.
ha ha that is so cute. hi sweetheart hope all is well
LMAO! I'm gonna forward this one! Hope you are doing OK ...
MM, you KNOW which one I'm talking about - no need for the false modesty with me ;-)
I'm glad you miss me. Keep thinking about me. We're going to meet up one of these days.
why are you in a bikini?
scribe: why don't you read some of her old posts and maybe you'll find out.... she won't tell you though, in a comment (at least she hasn't so far.
Ride Sally ride.
Mine is not to ask why... Mine is to admire beauty...You look great in a bikini.
I agree with god oh yessss!!
Just hilarious MM!!! Someone just sent me an email about the difference in between an Harley Davidson and a Honda...soooo funny! Have you seen that one?
Have a good weekend sweetie!
Ha ha good one!
Why is a fat woman like a moped?
they're both fun to ride, but you wouldn't want to be seen on one!
Classic.
yuk yuk
YOU HAVE BEEN OFFICIALLY TAGGED!! See my blog for details!
I'm back on dial-up...
It takes like three weeks to open a page.
Alan, Your so cute!! LOL, ;)!! XOXO
Gabrealle, Thanks!!
Koos f, I sure hope I dont look like a harley. Thanks for commenting please come back ya hear. :)
Green, Thanks, Yeah I loved it when I first read it too. XOXO
Princess, Hi sweety, I miss you!! XOXO
Yoda, I m glad you liked it. How have you been? XOXO
SPG, Thanks sweetheart!! But in all honesty, I wasnt being modest. I really wasnt sure who you were speaking of. :) I hope to meet up with you sooner then later. I hope all is well with you & I do hope you reconsider blogging again. XOXO
Scribe, Because I want to be!! I love bikinis!! Thanks for asking!! ;)
Green, Your so funny!! ;)
Polyman2, LMAO!! I hope all is well with you sweety!! XOXO
Paul, Thank you so much sweetheart!! XOXOXO
Javier, Me too!! ;)
Cezi, Hi sweety & thanks so very much for being such a sweetheart. I do hope all is well with you. XOXO
Le Chitelier, Thank you & yes I was in a bikini before. ALways!! ;) Thanks for stopping by sweety & please come back again anytime. XOXO
Mark, That was funny!! LMAO!!
Zen Wizard, Thanks, & thanks for coming by, your always welcome here.
Simon, HUH?
Green, I will go look! Sorry its been awhile since Ive been around. But I m here now!! XOXO
Squid Vicious, I m sorry!! But thankfully your still here. XOXO
Outlaw, I m sorry theres just been alot going on lately. But I ll be posting more now. Thanks for asking sweety!! I do hope all is well with you. XOXO
Take care everyone & know Ive missed ya!! XOXOXOXOXOXOXO
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